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- Valentine's Day? I'm looking forward to something else...
So we're nearly one week removed from Valentine's Day; or as I like to call it, 'Singles Awareness Day'.
Did we all have fun? How many cards/roses/blowjobs did we get? Okay, so don't count the blowjobs, I don't want to offend the ladies. Actually, that might be why I don't have a girlfriend.
But to me, Valentine's Day is a day for females, not males. I mean what does the male species actually get out of it? We spend hundreds on a ring, or a necklace, or a new vibrating dildo, and what do we get in return? Absolutely nothing. A guy spends more money on Valentine's Day for his lady than he will on her birthday, FACT. I made that up.
Then there's the people who aren't in a relationship, and I'm pretty sure the majority of them are on Twitter. It was pandemonium last Tuesday, no word of a lie. The amount of tweets dedicated to complaining about not having someone to cuddle, or kiss, or give a blowjob to was astronomical.